Hey Andrew, what happened? How did you gain all that weight back?
Shut your damn mouth, hypothetical questioner. Mind your own business.
What's that? You're just a writing device I'm using to bring up a topic in a more interesting way? Sorry I snapped. I'm just feeling a little sensitive about my weight. I might not have the most healthy body image right now and confronting my weight candidly is still really hard. Maybe that's why it's more important than ever to write about it.
I feel like attributing reasons for gaining weight is making excuses. I'm responsible for everything I do. I need to be candid and compassionate simultaneously.
So what better way to explain my backslide than a BuzzFeed style list, complete with a click bait title? Stay tuned.