Look! It actually says "Talking" Pedometer
A word of caution: I'm not sure if this thing works. The battery may be dead or the insulation tape might still be on inside the thing. If you get this thing (for free), please don't complain that it doesn't work if you can't figure it out. I'll tinker with it during this week and see if I can get it fixed.
By now you should be asking yourself
1. Comment on this post. Tell me why you want this marvel of modern electronics.
2. Tell me what you think a "talking" pedometer would actually say. I'll give you one entry for each comment you leave with a funny thing the pedometer would say.
3. Link to this post on your blog or facebook or twitter or something like that. Just leave me a comment with the link so I can add that as an entry.
Each one of these things is worth one entry. Next Wednesday, I'll assign numerical values to all the entries and use some kind of random number generator to come up with a lucky winner (extra entry to the first person to recommend a random number generator).
So are you cool enough for a "talking" pedometer? I know you want it!