Diet, we need to talk.
I've been cheating on you. I want to say it was just a one time thing, but it's not. I've been sabotaging our relationship for a while now. It started with a snack every now and then, but it's gotten out of control. Chocolate, cookies, fries, I even bought a bag of cheesy popcorn the other day.
I don't know if I can stop cheating all together. But I don't want to keep it a secret anymore. I'm want to be open, honest, and accountable. I don't want to leave you, diet. I want us to work it out so here's what I'm going to do. Every time I eat something I don't plan on, I'm going to log it on a cheat sheet that I can share on my blog. Here's the best part, I'm going to post cheat sheet tweets on twitter using the hash tag #cheatsheettweet (unless a reader can think of a better tag) for the world to see and scrutinize. Hopefully, shame will keep me faithful.
Diet, I'm sorry. In my defense, I am human and make mistakes. I just want to move forward from here.