I am so hungry. Right now I'm starving. Absolutely starving. I want to eat. I want to fill my fat face. I want to shovel food into my mouth until I can barely breathe.
I'm not going to do that. And why not? Because I don't eat lunch until 1:50. That's right, I don't eat until 10 minutes to 2:00. It's not a diet thing. It's a work thing. I'm a teacher and I don't get my lunch break until 1:50.
It's not a big deal. The school year is almost over. Plus next year I get to eat lunch at 10:45. Like a normal person... wait.
Okay. No more complaining. For now.
Note: I sometimes write these ahead of time when I have a couple minutes. This one was not actually written at 9am.